1. You bust out the high chair and cheerios just so you can sit down for a few minutes.
2. You actually enjoy watching My Little Pony, just because it can silence a crying toddler.
3. Going pee alone is a vacation and taking a shower alone is a day at the spa.
4. You put on a dress, heels, and makeup just to go to Walmart...by yourself.
5. You have forgotten how to talk to on the phone without saying "GET OFF YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW!" or "IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THAT THIS INSTANT!" or my favorite "PUT THE SHARPIE DOWN AND NO ONE GETS HURT!"
6. A date with your husband is when he has to take you to the doctor's office without the kids.
7. Sometimes fries and mashed potatoes for dinner just make sense.
8. Organized home posts on Pinterest have become your porn.
9. White anything is just cursed.
10. You realize that you could add 100 more funny things to this list....
and you should! I wanna hear them!